Sunday. You Got My Money?

Brothers and sisters… come pray with me at the altar of tax preparation.  Confess thine income and plead for the deductibility of your financial discretions.  Tithe to thou preparer, not a percentage of your spoils but an amount commensurate with the complexity of your preparation needs and the expert knowledge you seek.  Be grateful that your burden will not be as large as the one famously declared in the Beatle’s classic – “Tax Man”, and go forth upon the lands within the confines of the law and without discrimination toward your fellow human beings.  Amen.